I’ve seen the first image go around with captions about how this is what L most likely looks like, given that L is a quarter Japanese and three quarters European. But this whole image set by Bobby Raffin is way too cute! The awkward images at the end just suit L so perfectly and they’re unsettling in a way that gives the perfect impression of just how uncomfortable and bizarre a presence L is to be around.
Which is a roundabout way of saying I have the weirdest boner right now.
I like how the shirt isn’t immaculately white— even reading the manga I had the impression that for all the money this guy had to be rolling in, he should look way more like a hobo.
You know, more than he already does.
This definitely captures my mental image of the character.
Our entire world history nailed.
Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war.
this is the greatest thing I have seen on tumblr.
I had to have this
Love this post
From Christie’s auction of vintage couture, including The Disney Princess Dresses. All items were sold to benefit Great Ormond Street Hospital Children’s Charity.
However it originated, though, the usage of “because-noun” (and of “because-adjective” and “because-gerund”) is one of those distinctly of-the-Internet, by-the-Internet movements of language. It conveys focus (linguist Gretchen McCulloch: “It means something like ‘I’m so busy being totally absorbed by X that I don’t need to explain further, and you should know about this because it’s a completely valid incredibly important thing to be doing’”). It conveys brevity (Carey: “It has a snappy, jocular feel, with a syntactic jolt that allows long explanations to be forgone” “It has a snappy, jocular feel, with a syntactic jolt that allows long explanations to be forgone”).
But it also conveys a certain universality. When I say, for example, “The talks broke down because politics,” I’m not just describing a circumstance. I’m also describing a category. I’m making grand and yet ironized claims, announcing a situation and commenting on that situation at the same time. I’m offering an explanation and rolling my eyes — and I’m able to do it with one little word. Because variety. Because Internet. Because language.
Reblogging. Because linguistics.
Some random East Asian themed character/costume concepts I did for fun.
Featuring the Shingeki no Kyojin salute >w>
Timmy asks to wash Brent’s hair when they bath together. She can’t ever take a bath alone in her room. She wears a towel when other people are around? Maybe not in front of Muslim boy. Idk. But, Brent takes it off after a while in the tub and they just stair at one another and maybe have sex.
things i told the internet, but didn’t tell my mom
35mm film scans
some pictures about my backwards concept of privacy.
i. it’s getting bad again
ii. this week i am struggling with self doubt and the transition from iced coffee to hot coffee
iii. i want to puke and sleep for six days
iv. i still can’t sit on your couch without shaking
v. i need other people to validate that i am important because i can’t do it for myself
vi. no one else has ever told me that i am desirable with the lights on
Watch this fierce 11 year old dance to APPLAUSE by Lady Gaga better than you ever could.
THIS LITTLE KID IS SO G. I like how he was all over the place like “fuck you bitches I’m the star here” WHY CAN’T I DANCE LIKE YOU.
Regardless of how you feel about Lady Gaga, you cannot ignore this kid. Look at this little star right here, god damn, wish I could move like that.
holy shit that kid has SKILL.
oh look a home video of alvin’s childhood
Holy fuck. YOU GO LITTLE KID! WOW! D: *swoons*
PUT DOWN THE FUCKING CAN OPENER. Trust me on this shit. Just look at the sugar content in that canned cranberry crap THEN check the serving size. GODDAMN RIGHT?! You and your loved ones deserve better than that red ribbed corn syrup.
HOMEMADE CRANBERRY SAUCE
12 ounces of fresh or frozen whole cranberries (a little over 3 cups)
½ cup water
¼ orange juice (use the juice of one orange or straight outta the carton, your call I don’t give a fuck)
3-4 tablespoons brown sugar
1 tablespoon bourbon (optional but I already know how you celebrate holidays)
Take a sharp ass knife and cut a sliver of the skin off the lemon about the size and length of your pointer finger. Just try not to get too much of the white part underneath the yellow skin because that shit can be pretty fucking bitter. Add the lemon zest slice and the rest of the ingredients to a medium saucepan and bring them to a gentle simmer over a medium heat. If you like your sauce a little sweeter, add the extra tablespoon of sugar but this bitch will be nice and tart either way. You will hear the cranberries start to burst which might be fucking confusing but it’s fine. Calm your shit. Maybe sip some of that bourbon. Stir every now and then but you want to keep that motherfucker bubbling until most of berries have burst and the sauce is starting to thicken up, about 10-12 minutes. Pull out the piece of lemon zest and let the sauce cool before serving. It will get thicker as it cools. You can cut some more lemon zest and garnish that motherfucker. Make it look all fancy and shit. Your guests will be like “Damn. You see that zest?”
Serves 4-6 as a sauce. Put it on whateverthefuck you want.
but….but the canned stuff is SO FUCKING GOOD. Like, homemade cranberry sauce is v. tasty and all, but holy fucking shit the stuff in the can is like crack. It tastes completely different, but I think I actually prefer it…
Dolce & Gabbana Spring/Summer 2014, Hair Details.
ok internet, here’s an interruption in your daily rugged white dude dashboard.
this is cykeem white:
cykeem is an up and coming male model who (i believe) just participated in his first fashion week. he is insanely beautiful.
i highly recommend you all join me in keeping a close eye in his career trajectory, because he’s an extremely talented model, and he is, imo, shockingly beautiful. everyone likes shockingly beautiful men, right? right.
struggling to breath